What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:38

Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Next, they tried...
Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Children of slain Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman: 'We are devastated' - ABC News
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones